Conversation with Momma
  • Me:

    Cleaned my room today. Look, I've got a gun! (points at bb gun)

  • Mom:

    Yee! Why do you have a gun?

  • Me:

    (Poker face) Incase of zombies.

  • Mom:

    ??? (Walks away)

  • 3 Seconds later

  • Mom:

    (Speaking to Lorina our helper) DId you hear what Bryan said? "Incase of zombies. Ha!"